February 2012
25 posts
2 tags
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
2 tags
January 2012
61 posts
WHAT?
obsidiandescent:
gauntjaws:
Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who.
OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
What….WHAT!?
I feel….annoyed with myself for not noticing. BUT EXCITED FOR KNOWING NOW.
10 tags
It's time for another one of these.
Hunger Games Gif
Go to your GIF page and answer each question with every 4th GIF!
1.You on the morning of the reaping:
2.Waiting for the names to be called:
3.Your reaction when your name is called:
4.Other tribute from your District:
5.Saying goodbye to your family and friends:
Apparently I’m happy to be leaving. Nothing contained in these GIFs expresses otherwise. Wtf.
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1 tag
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
rosemcphee:
internationallyacclaimed:
scarletqueen:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
OH MY GOODNESS
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD.
Amazing. I approve.
Reblog if you are Sherlockian/Whovian/Wholock... I...
THE MOST APPLICABLE GIF TO EVER GIF
krissycupcake:
Calm down, it’s just a tv show…
Calm down, it’s just fictional characters…
Calm down, it’s just a book…
Calm down, it’s just a movie…
MY RELATIONSHIP OF A WEEK ENDED, I’M LIKE HEART BROKEN, THIS IS A REALLY BIG DEAL!
AHAHHA. The last one. Yes.
thisisrupturefarms:
Found out my bank account only contained £10 this morning. Woo.
19 cents. I win!